I would shit my ass
Half way up I knew I made the wrong decision riding this one
YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.
Good Thing of the Day:
A woman tells her dad he’s going to be a granddad.
0:24 i wanna cry
When the women of ski pipe make their Olympic debut tomorrow, they’ll have one person on their mind: Sarah Burke. Check the full story at XGames.com
Photo courtesy of @roxy
Shaun White Wins SNB Halfpipe Olympic Qualifier #4 - U.S. Snowboarding
MAMMOTH MOUNTAIN, CA (Jan. 17) — Defending Olympic Champion Shaun White (Carlsbad, CA) took the victory at the fourth halfpipe qualifier at the Sprint U.S. Grand Prix putting him one podium away from clinching a spot on the U.S. Olympic team for halfpipe snowboarding.
Whatching this for like the 5th time just because they’re soo gooood!!!
today is a day in which all of us who have stood on the right side of history should feel great pride. it is also a day for those who have not supported equality to witness great positive change and realize that it is never too late to be a part of the future. no matter your gender, sexual orientation, race, religion etc etc - there is no limit to what can be accomplished when we all function as allies to each other. truly a historic day in america
In honor of Go Skateboarding Day, we wanted to give away one of our favorite skateboard-themed designs!
Reblog this post for a chance to win this tank in your size, and don’t forget that we’re in the middle of the summer’s coolest Pool Party Sale!
Ends 6/24, 10AM CT
Tommy Carroll lost his sight at the age of 2, but that challenge hasn’t stopped him from pursuing his passion for skateboarding. http://xgam.es/SkatingBlind